Green Machine’s Captain, Krispy, is a tall, well-built woman with a three-star rating on Google and a fairly decent reputation. She prefers brunettes with a passion for macramé, making balloon animals, and cooking, as Krispy believes that if you have to stir it, it’s homemade. She joined Our League Tucson looking to find more witnesses for her ongoing hot beverage lawsuits. Krispy will probably die when her stack of un-read books falls on top of her.